What day is it? and other questions I ask myself a lot.

1. What day is it again? (No way, Wednesday?! October is almost over?! What the hell?!)

2. What can I come up with for dinner? (*meanders in kitchen, perched in front of open fridge*)

3. Who just ate those 3 servings of breakfast? (me? nooooo….)

4. Why is there no money in my bank account?! (*doesn’t even try to answer this to oneself, just moves on*)

5. Why did I move to Portland?! (*misses family something terrible, but remembers how dreadful Florida is and how beautiful Portland is and tries to see the glass as half full*)

6. Where did I put my cell phone? (*then decides, who really cares, I never answer it anyway*)

7. Who in their right mind would vote for McCain?! (*then remembers I know several people who will and that it is not a rhetorical question… which makes it a bit more mean so I try to get it out of my head*)

8. Why did I give up driving, again?! (*oh yeah, I save hundreds each month, get lots of exercise and fresh air, don’t pollute mother earth with gas, and enjoy extended amounts of family time via foot or pedal. So the few times per month that having no car is a royal pain in the arse and I curse the day we sold it are worth it.*)

9. Where did the day go?! It’s time to sleep ALREADY? (the pain in my upper shoulders aggressively reminds me it was spent hunched over my laptop in fervent work.)

10. Why is there never enough money for all the food I want to eat?! (puzzling this one right now. I came up with, “because I’m a broke pregnant glutton who can’t appreciate those in third world countries who live on grains and beans and dirty water” )

What questions do you ask yourself a lot?