What Does a Horoscope Tell YOU?

Oh, the things you might find if you read your friend’s bulletin posts in MySpace…

It was too funny to not post here. I am Pisces and Hubby is Aries. I have crossed out the one’s I think are all wrong and made bold those which are, imho, true dat.

PISCES – THE SEX ADDICT
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!!

ARIES- THE PLAYER
(3/21-4/19)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed… Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

Not sure what happened to my Aries hubby- his was like 70% way off!

My conclusion: what a load of bull honkey…